Highlander Fun Stuff

adrian paul highlander

In Highlander online land, you'll find some strange

Acronyms that just might leave you shaking your head

and wondering...."What does that mean?"

So to help out those who just have to know....here's

some shortcuts you might find on e-groups,

forums or message boards.

Many of these came from the AP Official MB,

and I don't claim they are all accurate.

AP	Adrian Paul	HLIII or HL3	HIghlander 3 (the movie)
AV	Alexandra Vandernoot (Tessa in HL:TS)	immie	An Immortal
BEG	Big Evil Grin (also see VBEG)	IMHO	In my humble opinion
BFLG	Blue Face Love God (Methos)	JB	Jim Byrnes (Joe Dawson in HL:TS)
BTW	By the way	JD	Joe Dawson
Canon	Established facts and rules of the Highlander Universe	K'Immie	Evil Immortal
CL	Christopher Lambert	KWIM	Know What I Mean
CM	Connor MacLeod	LOL	Laugh Out Loud
Con	Conventions	Mac	Duncan MacLeod nickname
DMOCM	Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod	MB	Message Board
D/P	David-Panzer (the producers)	ONH	Our Noble Hero (referring to Duncan)
DQ	Dark Quickening	OPH	Our Pony-tailed Hero (referring to Duncan)
EDM	Evil Duncan MacLeod (from: Something wicked/Deliverance)	Pre-Immie	A Mortal destined to become Immortal
EG	Elizabeth Gracen (Amanda in HL:TS)	PW	Peter Wingfield
ep or epi	Episode	Q	Quickening
FB	Flashback	ROFL	Rolling On Floor Laughing
FRU	A picture of Adrian Paul (in any character)	ROFLMBO	Rolling On Floor Laughing My Butt Off
FYI	For your information	ROG	Really Old Guy (referring to Methos)
GMTA	Great minds think alike	RR	Richie Ryan
HG	Holy Ground	SK	Stan Kirsch (Richie Ryan in HL:TS)
HL	Highlander	(sp?)	I am questioning the spelling of this word
HL:EG	Highlander: Endgame (the movie)	TAO	The Adorable One (referring to Adrian Paul)
HL: TAS	Highlander: The Animated Series	TCBOO	There Can Be Only One
HL: TR	Highlander: THe Raven (the series)	The Man	Adrian Paul
HL:TS	Highlander: The Series	TMC	The Methos Chronicles
HLII or HL2	Highlander 2 (the movie)	TPTB	The Powers That Be
		TTFN	Ta-Ta For Now
		VBEG	Very Big Evil Grin
There are tons more, and I don't claim to have them all. Let me know if you think I ought to add any!		YAHI	Yet Another Highlander Inconsistency
		Z	The Planet Zeist (from HL2)

These are some fun lists that "someone" put together but I have no idea who!

If you know who made these up, let me know and I'll be happy to share that info!

Favorite Insults of Immortals

Slogans for Highlander Beer

1. "You call that a sword?"

2. "I could take your head with a pair of scissors!"

3. "Your head is not worth taking."

4. "Kronos? Isn't that something you put on your car to make it shiny?"

5. "Duncan MacLeod? Never heard of him."

6. "Cassandra? Is that with a 'K' or a 'C'?"

7. "Ooh, I am sooo scared. What you going to do, take my head with your nails and teeth?"

8. "Mi casa es su casa." Translates roughly as, "I can come on your series whenever I please."

9. "I have a harem and you don't!"

10. "I can smile better, and I have a good rear."

1. Highlander Beer - And you thought your beer was old

2. Richie tested, Methos approved

3. If it's cheap, it's good

4. Any Horseman will tell you that Highlander Beer is as almost good as raiding a village.

5. Hold on to your head

6. This beer has the best head in town except for your own

7. Good for the toes and for the nose.

8. Watcher tattoo included

9. 1,000 years old and over get a free discount

10. Brewed with 5,000 secret ingredients

Rejected products for the Highlander catalog

1. Dehydrated Scotsman

2 . Mumified hand of Xavier St Cloud (replica)

3. Beer buddy Methos

4. Quickening in a can

5. Microwavable Duncan Bunns (golden or brown)

6. Souvenir Safety Pins from the Kurgan's neck

7. Kenny Patch Kid

8. Richie doll from final show of fifth season (defective: head keeps falling off)

9. Your own invitation to the Four Horseman of Apocolypse reunion (you should be glad, you may be hung instead of being used for target practice by Silas)

10. A jarred set of Methos toe jam, Duncan belly button lint, Richie earwax, Amanda's charge slips, Joe's nose hair, Ramirez's snuff, and last, but not least, Connor's Antique Haggis

Books from the Immortal Book Club

1. "Finding Myself" by Methos

2. "The Big Book of Mystery Tea and Other Brews" by Darius

3. " A Thousand and One Ways to Say 'I'm sorry, Mac, I know he was your friend,'" by Richie Ryan

4. "The Immortal/Watcher Relationship" by Sean Burns

5. "The Top Hundred Best Places to Shoplift and/or Rob" by Amanda

6. "Quickenings for Dummies" by The Watchers

7. "A Thousand and One Uses For Warm Fuzzies" by Joe Dawson

8. "Yes, I Will. No, I Won't" by Dr Anne (hawk, spit) Lindsey

9. "Cooking With Katanas" by Tessa Noel

10 " Celebrity Bathrooms" by Maurice

11. "How to Look Good in Practically Everything" by Duncan MacLeod

12. "All the Fun and Most of the Good Women" by Connor MacLeod

13. "Don't Tip the Boat, Dammit!" by Connor MacLeod (dedicated to Ramirez)

14. "How to Give a Highlander a Bath" by Ramirez

15. "The Hundred Things that are Revolting about Scotsmen" by Ramirez

16. "Haggis, the Ramirez Biography" by Connor MacLeod

17. "Duncan's Bank Account Numbers" by Amanda

18. "My Career as 'Death'" by Methos

19. "Damn Chivalorous Scotsmen" by Methos

20. "Duncan MacLeod - Warrior or Big Boy Scout?" by Methos

21. "Women I Have Cooked With" by Hugh Fitzcairn

22. "If Bonnie and Clyde Had Been Immortal, It Would Have Worked" by Cory Raines (a real bomb)

23. "Good Horsemen I Have Known" by Kit O'Brady

24. "I Kid You Not" by Kenny

25. "Die, Methos, Die" by (who else?) Cassandra

26. "Fake Accents Made Easy" by Methos

27. "How to Pick a New Name" by Connor MacLeod

28. "A Thousand Uses for Haggis" by Duncan and Connor MacLeod

29. "The Big Book of Newbie Cookies and Other Recipes" by The Geezers

30. "Through a Glass Repeatedly: Why Windows Are The Best Escape Routes" by Richie Ryan

Again, I did NOT make these up! And I'd be glad to let you know who did, as

soon as that person steps forward and takes credit. These are JUST FOR FUN!!!

Adrian blows a little tune as he struts the catwalk on an early modeling gig.

If you think you might fit into one of these Clan categories...you might just be an "Adrian's Angel" and not be aware of it!

Over the years, we've gathered some Clan titles that we think fit our "off-kilter" sense of fun.

The Clan MacDufus	for those klutzes that just trip over everything
The Clan MacGutter	for the little bit of Gutter Girl in each of us
The Clan MacNuts	because sometimes we get a bit nutty
The MacBookworms	for the avid book lovers
The MacPackrats	because we save anything Highlander or Adrian related
The Clan MacPunsters	any pun will set us off

Last, but not least, the Techno Turkeys for the computer impaired! (contact Gail for membership if you can figure how to e-mail her!)

If you answered YES to any of the above, you are sure to

be welcomed to Adrian's Angels with open arms. :>)

(ok...you will be welcomed one way or another!)

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Let us enjoy the reason that Kilts were invented. To cover men's bums. lol

(some portions are rated "R" and intended for adults only)

...not in perfect balance, a bit askew....

That definitely describes Adrian's Angels!

Ever wonder what really IS under the kilt?

Ask a Scotsman and he might just tell you!

(Eileen Donan Castle)	Have Castle...so we need a Princess!	Gorgeous Kollette volunteered and was made our honorary POKi (Princess Off-Kilter)

	Yes, believe it or not that IS Gail checking out the kilt!

Now you know!		(courtesy classroomclipart) I'm sure I was wearing a kilt when I left the house!